Now, you decide what happens to those deliciously stupid characters.
As you try to collect every endearingly stupid character for your train station, rack up points, and unlock the renowned music video, enjoy 82 hilarious mini-games.
Now that you've downloaded the game for free, you may enjoy all the fun it has to offer. Please be careful around trains. You are receiving this message from Metro.
Gameplay.
- The flames in his hair are blazing. Why is it burning? Run, it makes no difference!
- Quickly wipe any vomit off your screen if it appears.
- Equilibrium is needed for that unstable glue eater.
- Keep those precious private parts out of the reach of piranhas.
- Before it's too late, swat wasps.
- The insane killer shouldn't be allowed inside.
- Forks should be carefully removed from toasters.
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- Stay off the edge of the platform, you stupids.
- Level crossings must be approached slowly.
- The tracks must not be crossed! Not even for balloons, are we sure?
- Who knew rattlesnakes loved mustard so much?
- Much more is on the way!